I told myself “I should draw a very close-up version of the table”. Turns out that is not my strength and I got a bit bored with the drawing as I made it.
The talk was about dark matter interactions. It was mostly focused on the DAMA experiment and some of the crazy claims they make. If you are ever told that people have discovered dark matter and the evidence is seasonal variation in DAMA data, do not accept that answer.
They really do seem do perform some bizarre things with their data, and the raw data is not public. Nutso.
I tried to make the “timbits” look like it was bending on the top flap. The langrangian for a WIMP is basically just pretty (Dirac equation). The bottom is just Stirling approx, which is building appropriate.